I love this quote because there’s a point during every Christmas season where I feel exactly this way. I have partially edited it to make it a little more family-friendly, though!

Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny freaking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white butt down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation