Haven’t we all felt like Hawkeye and BJ in M*A*S*H at some point in the last six months?

Bored.

So bored.

So bored, it’s boring.

Boring-a-ding-ding.

Boronus, boreetus, boreemus. I came, I saw, I bored.

He bored, she bored, they bored.

All aboard.