It was bad enough when Turkey said to me a few weeks ago: “You mean they had cars back in 1978?!?” (Which just happens to be the year before I was born!!!)

But at church this week, he happened to notice for the first time a phone in our fellowship area. He looked at it, then said, “Look Mommy, they have one of those old-fashioned phones!”

I looked it at, and even though I knew where he was going with this, I asked him what made it old-fashioned.

“It has a cord! You can take *our* phones anywhere you want to!”

Ugh. Before you know it, I’ll be telling him how I walked ten miles to school each day, uphill both ways, no less!