I have never understood a line from The Simpsons more:
“Let me tell you something about your mother. She is always as happy as the saddest one of us.” –Homer Simpson
Quotes
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Seems appropriate for tax time!
“Big surprise. Uncle Sam always turns the other check.” Mike Farrell as B.J. Hunnicutt on M*A*S*H
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This quote seems especially appropriate at the one-year anniversary of COVID-19 putting life on hold for so many:
“You know what they say here? ‘Live for now, for there may be no tomorrow.’ Not for me. I’ve got to live for tomorrow, because for me there’s no now.” Mike Farrell as B.J. Hunnicutt on M*A*S*H
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“I’m sleep-deprived, I’m stressed, I’m…I’m pissed off, and I really don’t care what people think anymore. It’s very liberating.” Catherine Bell as Denise Sherwood in Army Wives
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“You know, Sis, it doesn’t matter whether you feel useful or not, when you’re moving from one disaster to another. The trick, I guess, is to just keep moving.” William Christopher as Father Mulcahy on M*A*S*H
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“Please. A woman of my age can face reality far better than most men.” Maggie Smith as Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham on Downton Abbey
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Does anyone else feel like we should hang a sign with this quote on Earth?
“Welcome to our disaster. Glad you could come.” Anthony Daniels as C-3PO translating for King Manchucho in Star Wars: The Clone Wars
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“Frank, you know what a hero is? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he’s somebody who’s tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. I don’t give a damn. Come on.” Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H
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“There’s nothing simpler than avoiding people you don’t like. Avoiding one’s friends – that’s the real test.” Maggie Smith as Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham on Downton Abbey
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“I always think there’s something rather foreign about high spirits at breakfast.” Jim Carter as Mr. Carson on Downton Abbey