“If you had any brains you’d be scared.” Colonel Sherman Potter, “It Happened One Night,” season four, episode three

“To err is Truman.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Change of Command,” season four, episode two

“I had a still on Guam in WW2. One night it blew up! That’s how I got my Purple Heart.” Colonel Sherman Potter, “Change of Command,” season four, episode two

“Good. I hate to sing alone.” Colonel Sherman Potter, “Change of Command,” season four, episode two

“Horse hockey.” Colonel Sherman Potter, “Change of Command, season four, episode two

“Your permission, sir, to cover up my nakedidity?” Corporal Radar O’Reilly, “Change of Command,” season four, episode two

“Ours not to reason why. Ours not to let ’em die.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Welcome to Korea,” season four, episode one

“Let’s be calm guys. With undertones of frantic.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Welcome to Korea,” season four, episode one

“He’s not usually like this. He’s just like that.” Corporal Radar O’Reilly, “Welcome to Korea,” season four, episode one

“If I remember right, I’m from Chicago.” Wounded Soldier, “Post Op,” season five, episode 23