I love M*A*S*H‘s nurse Kellye Yamato!
“For your information, I happen to have a fantastic sense of humor, a bubbly personality, and I am warm and sensitive like you wouldn’t believe. I also sing and play guitar and I am learning to tap dance. And on top of all that, I happen to be cute as hell!”
I think that Colonel Blake’s understanding of the passage of time really fits with 2020:
“Is it now already?” McLean Stevenson as Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake on M*A*S*H
I really love this line spoken by Dr. Benton’s mother on ER:
“Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.”
Ah, life in the midwest…this describes me perfectly!
“I needed to be back where the sun doesn’t come out for weeks. Bitter cold and overcast skies better suit my temperament.” Sherry Stringfield as Dr. Susan Lewis on ER
Since it’s Mean Girls Day:
“Calling somebody else fat won’t make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn’t make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George’s life definitely didn’t make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.” Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron in Mean Girls
I don’t think there’s a single quote in M*A*S*H that describes Klinger better than this line spoken by David Ogden Stiers as Charles Emerson Winchester III:
“Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady.”