I don’t really feel this way…except when I do! I am all about hosting the perfect Thanksgiving (but without the help of a microwave!)!
“OK, people, who can tell me what Thanksgiving is all about?…Thanksgiving is about me. Me hosting the perfect Thanksgiving! Which takes macrothinking, micromanaging and a little microwaving.” Candace Cameron Bure as D.J. Tanner-Fuller on Fuller House
“I know, I know–he couldn’t find a cup of water if you dropped him in a lake, but… even if he is an idiot, he’s still my brother.” Armin Shimerman as Quark on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
“Winchester, close the mouth and open the mind!” Harry Morgan as Colonel Sherman Potter in M*A*S*H
“Music is my sanctuary. Classical. It reminds me that there is still some grace and culture left in the world.” David Ogden Stiers as Major Charles Emerson Winchester III in M*A*S*H
“You know, I told you people something a long time ago, and it’s just as pertinent today as it was then. Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice – pull down your pants and slide on the ice.” Allan Arbus as Major Sidney Freedman on M*A*S*H
“Sir, I protest. I am not a merry man!” Michael Dorn as Worf on Star Trek: The Next Generation
“Prune juice…Warrior’s Drink.” Whoopi Goldberg as Guinan and Michael Dorn as Worf on Star Trek: The Next Generation
“Given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.” Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury in The Avengers
“Oh, my dear, in my time I wore the crinoline, the bustle and the leg-of-mutton sleeve. I’m not in a strong position to criticise.” Maggie Smith as Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham on Downton Abbey
“I don’t judge people on their worst mistakes.” Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff in Avengers: Endgame