“I have nothing to do with intelligence.” Colonel Sam Flagg, “Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler,” season four, episode nine
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M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–6/8/26
“Oh, yeah. There are hundreds of cases of losing an eye from a three-minute egg!” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “The Kids,” season four, episode eight
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–6/7/26
“Son, to me that’s a tip-toe through the tulips.” Colonel Sherman Potter, “Dear Mildred,” season four, episode seven
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–6/6/26
“I’m in fine fettle. I’ve never felt fettler.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “The Bus,” season four, episode six
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–6/5/26
“You know, you’re beautiful when he’s angry.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Hey Doc,” season four, episode five
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–6/4/26
“It doesn’t cure you, but you wind up with the best-groomed tuchus in town.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Hey Doc,” season four, episode five
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–6/3/26
“No no. I’m the woman trying to get in pretending I’m a guy.” Corporal Maxwell Klinger, “The Late Captain Pierce,” season four, episode four
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–6/2/26
“I’m tired of death. I’m tired to death.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “The Late Captain Pierce,” season four, episode four
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–6/1/26
“My guts are not here for you to love.” Major Margaret Houlihan, “It Happened One Night,” season four, episode three
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–5/31/26
“He’s got a suggestion, but I think it’s physically impossible.” Corporal Radar O’Reilly, “It Happened One Night,” season four, episode three