a year of M*A*S*H

M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–7/5/26

“Under my framed picture of Senator McCarthy he wrote in big letters: ‘Know Your Enema.'” Major Frank Burns about Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “The Novocaine Mutiny,” season four, episode 20

M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–7/4/26

“Next 4th of July, you can eat it on the cob for all I care.” Private Igor Straminsky, “A War for All Seasons,” season nine, episode six

M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–7/3/26

“Unless we each conform, unless we obey orders, unless we follow our leaders blindly, there is no possible way we can remain free.” Major Frank Burns, “The Novocaine Mutiny,” season four, episode 20

M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–7/2/26

“When I was born, my father took one look and said to my mother, ‘Thanks a lot for the eight-pound baby nose.'” Corporal Maxwell Klinger, “Some 38th Parallels,” season four, episode 19