“We have a new winner in the ‘definite maybe’ sweepstakes.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Five O’Clock Charlie,” season two, episode two
Quotes
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–2/21/2026
“We definitely do not need a nug.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “5 O’Clock Charlie,” season two, episode two
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–2/20/2026
“Screwed up in reverse. We’ll never get out of here.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Divided We Stand,” season two, episode one
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–2/19/2026
“These are forms to get the forms that enable us to order more forms, sir.” Corporal Radar O’Reilly, “Cease Fire,” season one, episode 23
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–2/18/2026
“Go get some height and we’ll make fun of it.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Sticky Wicket,” season one, episode 21
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–2/17/2026
“Can I show you something in a get well prayer?” Father Francis Mulcahy, “Sometimes You Hear the Bullet,” season one, episode 17
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–2/16/2026
“You can’t conquer the world with a shoddy olive.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Sometimes You Hear the Bullet,” season one, episode 17
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–2/15/2026
“Let’s hope it’s a long and healthy hate.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Sometimes You Hear the Bullet,” season one, episode 17
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–2/14/2026
“I don’t believe in atheism. Let’s make him a Druid…Reformed. They’re allowed to pray at bushes.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Tuttle,” season one, episode 15
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–2/13/2026
“He was the best damn O. D. we ever had!” Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, “Tuttle,” season one, episode 15