“Let’s be calm guys. With undertones of frantic.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Welcome to Korea,” season four, episode one

“He’s not usually like this. He’s just like that.” Corporal Radar O’Reilly, “Welcome to Korea,” season four, episode one

“If I remember right, I’m from Chicago.” Wounded Soldier, “Post Op,” season five, episode 23

“Will the owner of a red pickup truck, Illinois license LU6751, please fly back to Chicago and remove it from in front of the Y.” P.A. Announcer, “The Ringbanger,” season one, episode 16

“He got drunk for two days, and then he ran naked through the mess tent with no clothes on.” Corporal Radar O’Reilly, “Welcome to Korea,” season four, episode one

“What say you, Ferret Face?” Captain B.J. Hunnicut, “Welcome to Korea,” season four, episode one

“Mom sweated a lot.” Major Frank Burns, “Welcome to Korea,” season four, episode one

“What colonel? There’s enough brass in here to make a spittoon.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Welcome to Korea,” season four, episode one