“Yeah, if we had more men like you, we’d have less men like you.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “White Gold,” season three, episode 23
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M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–5/10/26
“Quiet or I’ll use you to clean a cannon!” Lt. Colonel Sam Flagg, “White Gold,” season three, episode 23
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–5/9/26
“It’s not terribly dry inside an oyster, Frank.” Major Margaret Houlihan, “Payday,” season three, episode 22
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–5/8/26
“Klinger. You are lower than a pregnant snail.” Lt. Colonel Henry Blake “Payday,” season three, episode 22
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–5/7/26
“An oyster irritated for over a year to form these spherical delights.” Kim Chung Quoc, “Payday,” season three, episode 22
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–5/6/26
“Uh, he had what we call in Korea a real fertilizer face.” Kim Chung Quoc, “Payday,” season three, episode 22
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–5/5/26
“It’ll take a little work before it’s only terrible.” Corporal Maxwell Klinger, “Aid Station,” season three, episode 19
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–5/4/26
“Some dessert? Would you like to see the pastry tank? We have some military favorites. Napoleonic war, Pie Alamo, Caramel Custer.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Aid Station,” season three, episode 19
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–5/3/26
“Damn Stalin, Truman, or whoever!” Corporal Maxwell Klinger, “Aid Station,” season three, episode 19
M*A*S*H Quote of the Day–5/2/26
“I’m from Toledo. My mother was mugged bringing me home from the hospital.” Corporal Maxwell Klinger, “Aid Station,” season three, episode 19