“Son, to me that’s a tip-toe through the tulips.” Colonel Sherman Potter, “Dear Mildred,” season four, episode seven

“I’m in fine fettle. I’ve never felt fettler.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “The Bus,” season four, episode six

“You know, you’re beautiful when he’s angry.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Hey Doc,” season four, episode five

“It doesn’t cure you, but you wind up with the best-groomed tuchus in town.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Hey Doc,” season four, episode five

“No no. I’m the woman trying to get in pretending I’m a guy.” Corporal Maxwell Klinger, “The Late Captain Pierce,” season four, episode four

“I’m tired of death. I’m tired to death.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “The Late Captain Pierce,” season four, episode four

“My guts are not here for you to love.” Major Margaret Houlihan, “It Happened One Night,” season four, episode three

“He’s got a suggestion, but I think it’s physically impossible.” Corporal Radar O’Reilly, “It Happened One Night,” season four, episode three

“If you had any brains you’d be scared.” Colonel Sherman Potter, “It Happened One Night,” season four, episode three

“To err is Truman.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Change of Command,” season four, episode two