“Happy…uh…Athens.” Lt. Colonel Henry Blake, “Private Charles Lamb,” season three, episode 14

“Well, all right, but rest assured, I won’t listen to a word I read.” Major Margaret Houlihan, “Mad Dogs and Servicemen,” season three, episode 13

“Oh, I get sort of carsick when I read in bed.” Corporal Radar O’Reilly, “Mad Dogs and Servicemen,” season three, episode 13

“I’m not a psychiatrist, I’m not screwed up enough.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, Mad Dogs and Servicemen,” season three, episode 13

“Thank you, Major. You’ve been a tower of Jell-O.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Adam’s Ribs,” season three, episode 11

“Lady, you’re a real gentleman.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Adam’s Ribs,” season three, episode 11

“I was born in Illinois. I spent half my life at the Dearborn station.” Lt. Colonel Henry Blake, “Adam’s Ribs,” season three, episode 11

“Good man, that Sparky. There may be a knighthood in this for him. With sparerib clusters.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Adam’s Ribs,” season three, episode 11

“Me and the ribs! We’re all in Korea!” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Adam’s Ribs,” season three, episode 11

“A flamboyant, devil may care, yet introspective sauce.” Captain Hawkeye Pierce, “Adam’s Ribs,” season three, episode 11